Why doesn’t Lennox Lewis have …
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Why doesn’t Lennox Lewis have a playstation? Cos he’s an ex-boxer!
Archive for April, 2009
Fact: IPv6 has enough addresse…
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Fact: IPv6 has enough addresses for every pixel of every persons screen to have its own IP address. And still have over 3.0 × 10^37 left.
- “Don’t you love it when peop…
Thursday, April 30th, 2009- “Don’t you love it when people who don’t understand irony think you actually mean what you say.” // “Actually, no, I don’t.”
Computers slow down when you t…
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Computers slow down when you turn them off, or lower clock rate. They don’t slow down when you use them; you just put those cycles to use!
I see that they now make Heinz…
Tuesday, April 28th, 2009I see that they now make Heinz Beans in little plastic pots…. It’s uncanny.
I wasn’t happy with my model b…
Tuesday, April 28th, 2009I wasn’t happy with my model boyfriend. He didn’t come with instructions.
I was going to tell you my jok…
Sunday, April 26th, 2009I was going to tell you my joke about butter but i am afraid you would spread it.
saw a bargain the other day, a…
Sunday, April 26th, 2009saw a bargain the other day, a TV set for £1. Only problem was the volume
control which was stuck on full. How can you turn that down?
sorry no punday today! Been pr…
Sunday, April 26th, 2009sorry no punday today! Been pretty busy! I wrote a book on penguins. With hindsight, I realise that paper would have been easier.
Save the frogs, don’t explain …
Friday, April 24th, 2009Save the frogs, don’t explain jokes.