Apparently, the Popemobile has…
Sunday, May 31st, 2009Apparently, the Popemobile has 3 inch thick bullet-proof glass. There’s faith for you.
Apparently, the Popemobile has 3 inch thick bullet-proof glass. There’s faith for you.
My wife sent me into town to buy a baby monitor.
I’ve tried everywhere, but can’t find one.
I’ve got her an iguana instead.
A french kid got knocked down by a lorry outside my house today. Just think – that could’ve been me. But I can’t drive a lorry.
Who’s the coolest guy in a hospital? The ultra-sound guy.
Who takes over when he’s on holiday? The hip-replacement guy.
Duct tape is silver… Silence is golden.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?
likes to call grapes hydrated raisins (RT @ flidby)
My so-called permanent marker has just ran out. What a rip-off.
My so-called permanent marker has just ran out. What a rip-off.
has way too much on his mind atm to think about elections. Any idea which MEPs are for net neutrality?