Archive for May, 2009

Apparently, the Popemobile has…

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Apparently, the Popemobile has 3 inch thick bullet-proof glass. There’s faith for you.

My wife sent me into town to b…

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

My wife sent me into town to buy a baby monitor.
I’ve tried everywhere, but can’t find one.
I’ve got her an iguana instead.

A french kid got knocked down …

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

A french kid got knocked down by a lorry outside my house today. Just think – that could’ve been me. But I can’t drive a lorry.

Who’s the coolest guy in a hos…

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Who’s the coolest guy in a hospital? The ultra-sound guy.
Who takes over when he’s on holiday? The hip-replacement guy.

Duct tape is silver… Silence…

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Duct tape is silver… Silence is golden.

How does it change many dyslex…

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?

likes to call grapes hydrated …

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

likes to call grapes hydrated raisins (RT @ flidby)

My so-called permanent marker …

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

My so-called permanent marker has just ran out. What a rip-off.

My so-called permanent marker …

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

My so-called permanent marker has just ran out. What a rip-off.

has way too much on his mind a…

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

has way too much on his mind atm to think about elections. Any idea which MEPs are for net neutrality?