If men say, “There are plenty …
Sunday, June 28th, 2009If men say, “There are plenty more fish in the sea”, do women say, “There are plenty more fisherman”?
Archive for June, 2009
I blame the current credit cru…
Sunday, June 28th, 2009I blame the current credit crunch on old sayings. “Save for a rainy day”? Trouble is, every day it rains in the UK, so we’re broke.
‘When one door closes, another…
Sunday, June 28th, 2009‘When one door closes, another one opens’. Sounds to me like you’ve got a draft coming in from your back kitchen.
People in stone houses shouldn…
Sunday, June 28th, 2009People in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses.
Living with agoraphobia isn’t …
Sunday, June 28th, 2009Living with agoraphobia isn’t a walk in the park you know..
H.G. Wells walks into a librar…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009H.G. Wells walks into a library and ask for a book on time travel. The librarian declines, pointing out that he didn’t bring it back.
the new speaker apparently has…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009the new speaker apparently has his hand on the tiller… as opposed to most MPs who have their hand in the till.
Iran leader called Britain the…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009Iran leader called Britain the most evil foreign power. That’s just silly! Britain’s not foreign!
Twitter being used to help Ira…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009Twitter being used to help Iran? That’s like the Rubiks Cube bringing down the Berlin wall.
Last one, i promise! … you k…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009Last one, i promise! … you know what happens when you put a crisp packet in the oven? Well imagine Michael Jackson… [thanks Alicia!]