Sorry, I’m going to have to re-write the menu for your website, Internet Explorer won’t let you have it in blue. < serious bug

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Really disappointed about the diploma I was going to study on “Barratts Sweets”. Turned out to be only a Refresher course.

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A car stopped near me, driver opened his window & asked:”Is there a B&Q in Hull?” I said: “No but there’s an H, a U and two L’s.”

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re very good at it.

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I chased a lorry 3 miles to tell the driver he’s losing his load. Told me to piss off & something about a gritter lorry.

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I bought an ant farm. So far they haven’t grown anything.

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A canine’s olfactory system is ostensibly situated behind its nose, so my dog’s ability to smell remains intact.

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@twinkleboi YES! Ketchup goes in the FRIDGE! Woohoo!! =D

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I spent five minutes fixing a broken clock yesterday. At least I think it was five minutes.

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@lloydsparkes lol. I’d look into it but I know it isn’t viable to set up an ISP in a small village =)

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