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Just got chatted up with the b…

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:17:05 +0000

Just got chatted up with the best line ever: Does that epilisis mean you want to **** my ****?

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:48:04 +0000

@DavidJClaxton you really are a rude c*nt sometimes, could really do without twats like you David. That’s really uncalled for.

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:40:47 +0000

@DavidJClaxton thanks man, just what i needed. :’(

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:38:07 +0000

is …

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:46:29 +0000

I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7. I call it Windows 98.

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:02:33 +0000

I broke it off with my girlfriend yesterday. Probably was doing it too hard.

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:43:25 +0000

“We’d risk life and limb, To keep you in the swim, Yes we’d do anything, Anything? Anything for you”. Nice one, pass us a cig.

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 02:41:33 +0000

20th Century Jostiband Opening – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4RjhW0SnA0 < I lolled! #swedishgenius

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:29:57 +0000

My carpet caught fire yesterday, so I tried to stamp it out. It didn’t help, and cost me a fortune in postage.

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:27:34 +0000

@sfsam thanks!! every few mins is fine! not so bothered about notifys but loving ada and how small it is. Why can’t more apps be like it?